February 2009
January 2009
disappointingmonkey:
the iPhone has a major flaw in that it reveals all of last night’s drunk texts with the touch of one hideous button.
“Hello gals… I am looking for an obnoxious girlfriend for one week to...”
– Personal ad from Craigslist (via bunkercomplex)
bradofarrell:
you should try to align yourself with the rest of society even though you don’t have to
think of it as a fun game
called “adulthood”
“I don’t respect people who don’t proselytize.”
– Penn Jillette
“Sufjan Stevens has a brand new song so far heard only by his closest friends —...”
– tonight, i’m attending the 8pm listing. Brooklyn Based » Tip Sheet: Jan. 28 - Feb 3 (via noneck)
“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a...”
– Robert Heinlein (via:Caterina:zachklein) (via beautifulordinaire)
Watchmayaalexis:
What must you do in a very large square?
Waltz, my dear, waltz.
Could this video be any better?
“It’s OK for you to make noise. Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a...”
– Disappointed Monkey: Just fucking fuck me, already. [Best of Craigslist]
“There is something just as inevitable as death. And that is life. Life. LIFE!”
– Charlie Chaplin (Limelight) (via Jared Geller)
“I’m about to drop some mad existentialism on your ass.”
– fruitycakes, thats the hotness right there. (via nudawn)
iPhoto's Faces Recognizes Cats →
(via erickd)
“My lens is bigger than your dick.”
– OnlyMichelle.tumblr.com
quirk: I’m game quirk: I’ll start a google doc quirk: we can add to it quirk: once we get 10 good ones, we’ll buy a wig
ronen: deal.
do you want to know? no, you do not.
“LaidOffCamp is an ad-hoc gathering of unemployed & self-employed people...”
– LaidOffCamp / FrontPage (via noneck) (via kenyatta)
NoNeck/Kenyatta: They did it without us! We should have acted fast.. ;)
unemployed nyc? Let’s do it
“create the world you want to live in.”
– Natalie Portman (via kari-shma) (via skylerelizabeth)
points of view →
melanyouth:(via bpwhalen):
Hopefully you’ll remember this someday. You stood there in the light of your hero’s integrity; you were the catalyst and the witness to him standing up for something he believed in.
Yoga: A Religion for Sex Addicts →
via lastweeksdate
“brb sleep”
– nick
Change is NOW →
brieflynoted
Girl’s got balls. She’ll do great. (see also)
Days Of The Week Ranked By How Much I Like Them →
reblogged for name
“I need to improve my winking skills.”
– Oh, spit
